Simon’s leaving American Idol; Conan’s not on board with the 12:05 Tonight Show slot…my TV world is all askew! What’s next – Tim Gunn leaves Project Runway? (I’m just kidding, Tim. Please don’t ever leave. Seriously. Never. Forget I even said anything.)

For the record, I don’t blame Conan at all. And the only way I’m watch American Idol next season is if Ben Folds replaces Simon. As the chances of that happening are extremely slim, I’ll just enjoy this season, and look forward to the X-Factor in 2011.

P.S. Simon: please take Ryan with you.